"I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing, Mr. President... I am sorry to say that we British, of course, made our own small attempt at real estate development of the White House in 1814."
King Charles
"The Founding Fathers were bold and imaginative rebels with a cause. 250 years ago (or, as we say in the United Kingdom, just the other day…) they declared Independence."
King Charles
"Why is Pete Hegseth spending your taxpayer dollars to give Kid Rock 'joy rides' on Apache helicopters?"
Rep. Jason Crow
“I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.”
Jimmy Kimmel
"The Iranians are obviously very skilled at negotiating, or rather, very skilful at not negotiating, letting the Americans travel to Islamabad and then leave again without any result. An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership."
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz
"I'm a New Yorker."
Michael Glantz, guest at WH correrespondents' dinner, calmly kept eating salad course after gunfire rang out
“We didn’t get the bodies for nine months. Well, when I say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They came in two small boxes, like shoeboxes.”
Christine Dawood, Titan submersible widow on remains of husband and son