"The Iranians are obviously very skilled at negotiating, or rather, very skilful at not negotiating, letting the Americans travel to Islamabad and then leave again without any result. An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership."
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz
“Of course, our First Lady Melania is here. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.”
Jimmy Kimmel
“We didn’t get the bodies for nine months. Well, when I say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They came in two small boxes, like shoeboxes.”
Christine Dawood, Titan submersible widow on remains of husband and son
“It’ll be funny. It’ll be entertaining. There will be some shots fired tonight in the room,”
Karoline Leavitt, prior to Correspondence Dinner
"If you’re trying to shade me, bitch, I’m going to come for you. I’m from Brooklyn."
Cyndi Lauper to heckler
“The parallels to the 2008 financial crisis are striking: the reckless behavior of a few billionaires and Big Tech CEOs has turned a promising technology into a structural risk to our financial system."
Sen. Elizabeth Warren